I am that good....

Howdy there y'all!

Today was my B-day and my family went to the Ground Round for dinner. Normally this would be a normal birthday event for the employees. Not so... Being the keen person I am, I noticed them gathered to come out and do their birthday song and dance. I promptly decided that I had to go to he bathroom. As I turned the corner I heard them start their routine as they headed towards the now birthday-boy less table. When I got back My parents explained that I had 'missed' them. I then decided to inform them that I had strategically exited. Everybody had a good laugh, and I transitioned into adulthood.... or did I?